when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
pokemon? way over it.
talk w/ me when you’re looking for a REAL game
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
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my personality is 30% the last movie I watched