alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:

  1. i am actually very cool
  2. i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
  3. 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
  4. my roommate has a basketball & i touched it earlier
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how to tell if a movie is shit



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  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
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I killed you, I think as I pass a pile of rotting and burned bodies. And you. And you. Because I did. It was my arrow, aimed at the chink in the force field surrounding the arena, that brought on this firestorm of retribution. That sent the whole country of Panem into chaos.

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I WANT 36,000 DOGS

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view from my apartment in hong kong

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The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

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*flicks holy water on you* leave

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true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people


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My anaconda! DON’T!!!!

  Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)  
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