blondeisawesome:

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

liam-harry | make me choosethe walking dead / once upon a time

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

mazerun:

…you ain’t human.

rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

aausten